A dollop of hugs
A pinch of chubby cheeks
Drizzle some kisses
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How to make a baby
1. Make love. Have sex.
2. Have more sex
3. Have planned timed sex. Day 10 day 12 day 14 day 16 day 18
4. Visit doctors
5. Hear scary reports
6. Calm down
7. Pick up spirits
7. Have planned timed sex again. Day 9 day 11 day 13 day 15 day 17.
8. Elevate legs to let gravity help lethargic swimmers along
9. Stay with legs up in the air for 10 min after sex. Try not to feel idiotic.
10. Visit doctors again.
11. Pop pills. Grow strong eggs.
12. Cry and hug as necessary.
15. Brew Chinese herbs
16. Drink Indian herbs
17. Pray ... at home at temples at churches at temples
18. Rage against god.
19. Cry and try again
19. Visit Doctors again.
20. Plan
21. Vegan births without sex
21. Iui then ivf then adoption
22. Start.
23. Wait
24. Cry.
25. Start again
26. Wait.
27. Cry.
28. Start again.
28. Wait.
29. Wait...
30. Wait...
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