He learns how babies are made
Age 1
Babies fall from stars into mummies tummy she says.
He gurgles in delight.
His lips accidentally brush hers
At the lift landing
He clasps his mouth in horror
You and I are going to have a baby!
Not when mums and sons kiss, she reassures him
Age 5
A nature show on tv
Focuses on two amorous big cats
They are making babies chips in the elder sibling
Are they married he asks
Yes they are she says
Age 7
She is watching a movie
This is not for kids she says
Are they making babies ?
I know how they make babies he says happily.
She switches off the tv.
Age 9.
Science textbooks tell all
Doing a headcount he announces
You and dad had sex 3 times
She nods. Exactly 3.
He understands.
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