What if

What if my teacher had a gun?
The Backstreet boys shooting off their mouths would shut up pretty fast

What if my teacher had a gun?
Rugby Randy would tackle him for it
And train it on me for sure

What if my teacher had a gun?
Thriving Sally would nick it off him in a jiffy

What if my teacher had a gun?
He's so forgetful he'd leave it in the john for me to find

What if my teacher had a gun?
The next shooter will take him down first and then the rest of us

What if my teacher had a gun
And I had a gun
Pretty neat to watch

If he's getting a gun... I'm getting one too.
What if we all had a gun
The world would be a peaceful place