What if my teacher had a gun?
And the backstreet boys don't bring their homework again and smart mouth him again
And his temple starts throbbing
And he reaches into his bag for his ruler
And he feels the holster
And
The boys shooting off their mouths would shut up pretty fast
What if my teacher had a gun?
Rugby Randy would tackle him for it
And train it on me for sure
What if my teacher had a gun?
Thriving Sally would nick it off him in a jiffy
What if my teacher had a gun?
He's so forgetful he'd leave it in the john for me to find
What if my teacher had a gun?
The next shooter will take him down first and then the rest of us
What if my teacher had a gun
And I had a gun
Pretty neat to watch
If he's getting a gun... I'm getting one too.
What if we all had a gun
The world would be a peaceful place
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