Tuesday, January 13, 2026

can cabbage kill v2

Can cabbage kill? 

My son certainly thinks so
It nearly killed my cousin brother too

who was babysitting him at a picnic once
and had to pick out every stray strand of cabbage

entwined with strands of the noodles
he was feeding him
or have the toddler gag and spew 
all over him

Today I found out 
there are cabbages that kill

Not the whites and purples 
we crunch in salads

but Skunk Cabbage and False Hellebore,
such helpful names to keep us away 

My son finds all cabbage
stinky, hellish, boring
 
His primal fear of them makes me wonder
if perhaps he did get poisoned once

in a previous life 
as a baby rabbit 

fed then by a clueless 
but well-meaning uncle rabbit

and has came back now 
avowed against all kinds of cabbage

much to the terror of my cousin
who even now shudders when he sees

cabbage and my son 
side by side

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