and draw rude cartoons
of principals in underpants
saving the world
or of boys rearranging signboards
so
"Come in and see our pretty armchairs"
becomes
"Come and see our hairy armpits".
Nobody but you
will laugh at uranus jokes
or want to hear about
the attack of talking toilets,
And no, you cannot make up stuff
about policemen with dog heads and evil cats with clone kittens.
So what if Greek tales have horses and bulls with human heads,
they are MYTHS, not TRUTHS,
which is the only thing you should
speak, write or draw about,
and don't get me started
on your low tech animation
ruining corners of pages
flipping them back and forth
to make it look like
the toilet is chomping the hero.
Walt Disney is the only one
who can get away with
drawing a mouse a million times
doing the same thing with a degree difference
Oh and by the way,
you have to actually read the classics,
not just play off titles like
Lord of the fleas
A tale of two kitties,
For whom the ball rolls and
Fetch 22
You have to study hard
pay attention in school,
work like a dogman
to earn a living.
Drawing comics
will never make you any money.
Tra la laaaa!
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