advert for Ram

if you dig heroes, I'm your man

The number of demons I've 

slayed, countless. 

the number of hearts I've broken?.

Well, just one. maybe two. 

I'm a one woman kind of guy 

but I put that one woman thru a lot

so you best be prepared ..

i promise you q4 years of rustic living 

with a third wheel to protect us on our journeys 

but before that, let me list some of my deeds

you can judge if you want to marry me

I stepped on a stone once and freed a woman

Robin Hood could never take me, 

I shoot arrows clean through 7 trees to hit my mark 

I picked up a bow that weighed the earth and broke it like a toothpick 

shall I say more? 

but first perhaps