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The Letter I Really Want to Pen

Dear Enthusiastic Hiker

it has come to my attention 

thst you have been needlessly 

poking your nose into 

other people's businesses.

A septuagenerian has been planting 

tubers herbs oots and some leafy greens in a sheltered spot in the middle of a forest, off the main road (but right along your jogging route appatently)..

and you, so taken with the audacity 

of an old man who dares to break a rule, have promptly gone to tell on him. 

I hope you are pleased, 

he now has to take down his dream 

of 10 years, with his own hands 

uproot his saplings 

the great, brilliant actor Rajini kanth once said, or at least his script writer said 

edukirutha kastham? podratha kashgar

In this case pudungurtha kastham? valakuruthu thaan kashtam. .

bananas, mangoes, papayas and even some herbs," he

just planted seeds for new herbs and want them to grow before I leave the place," he added.

tubers

Why you so liddat? 

Old man grow vegtables 

in the middle of nowhere,

you go complain...

for what? 

You jog, just jog round lah. 

Got medal ah to tell tales?

You tell oredi, what can they do? 

Gahmen must act mah. 

You lah!

Primary school habit right? 

"Cher! That boy make me,"

"Cher! That girl take my rubber,"

Now, it's "Cher that unker grow papaya"

Now that poor old unker

has to tear down his dream,

with his own hands, somemore.

All he wan is a quiet place to retire.

A secret garden, he do for 10 years you know!  

An actual garden in this garden city

but no permit...

Buay tahan

Again I ask,

why you so liddat?