old man

since I already wrote one poem in singlish, I've decided to translate thst into the queen's English 

Dear most distinguished hiker of the woods 

I understand that you chanced upon a secret garden in the centre of a forest in the middle of a city during one of your irregular hikes and that your  sensibilities were so offended that someone had dared to create a space of beauty unsanctioned, that 

instead of marvelling at this oasis of peace in an urban jungle 

you saw fit to report the matter to the powers that be. 

you are 

and that